A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband wasnot in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look forhim.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hotcup of coffee.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at thewall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes asip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she stepsinto the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating,and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the backseat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself intoa chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shovedthe shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you tojail for twenty years?"
"I remember that, too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said.........................."I would have been out of jail today and a free man!"
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