Pictures and some craps..

Sony alpha350 d-SLR Photos

I went garden one day, play shoot shoot...


I saw swarn swan, then, I shoot swan...

Nice or not??

People say crane symbolize longevity, but i think, swan got long neck..
Yes I know, not relevant.. :)




Swan also can snorkel!!


Duck with no head!!
Don't know go where...


While shooting.. hear plane...saw plane...shoot plane also...

The day before!!!

"OMG!! fire!! Quick.. Where is my camera??"
That was me when I spotted this smoky building!

I know tonight (27th March 2008) about 8 families will be sleeping in charcoal, about 100 families will be sleeping in trauma, and you reader will keep counting the floors and window in the picture.

Anyway, I didn't see no fire, no fellow jumping out of the building, no sense like September 11.

Too bad...

Well, one photo that I would like to share this week is:

Title"A Bug's Life!!"

Can you spot the bug in the picture?


Innovative Ideas!!

OMG... Check out the girl's legs!! veins on the hand!! fish bowl...Old PC

Quick Update!

My Baby is Back!!

My voices in the night,
My light to cast my shadow,
My gateway to porn YouTube before bed,
My sexy secretary,
With skin so smooth, so... exotic!
So nice to touch, and when touch, it functions!

:)

I better stop getting orgasm with my iPod Touch.

So, last 2 weeks, my iPod Touch somehow, was diagnose with a faulty WiFi receiver!

And no, it is not due to excessive use of WiFi to watch porn YouTube.

Oh Well, the best thing about this is, I sent my porn gateway iPod Touch, and Apple (Machines) just slap me with a new iPod Touch.

The Reason: Apparently, here in Malaysia, they don't do open repair.. :)

Which is a good thing for me!

and now, I got a brand new iPod Touch!

*I know.. I was shaking.. I was taking in an awkward position!*

Anyway, NEXT...............

I've already gotten my UNCONDITIONAL OFFER from The University of Manchester!

However, I'm not excited at all!
:(

The options are on me, to click, Firm (confirm go), Insurance (Last resort) or Drop (Don't want go)

But, I guess, I would key in firm, since I got no where els to go.

My regrets: I should have applied to Leeds as back up.

Hmph... after this, gotta think about my accommodation...

The accommodation ranges from 61-105 pound!!
However, it offers a relatively good deal.

• Flexible Payment methods
• Safe and secure with residential staff on site
• All utilities included
• Free possessions insurance for all students
• 10 Mbps Broadband Internet connections in all bedrooms
• Private telephone lines in most bedrooms
• Supportive university administration interested in YOUR welfare

I'm gonna be real broke when I graduate!!

Anyway!!!!!!!

I watch a very funny video on somewhere wish I've forgotten.
It has something to do with STD and the song Hey There Delilah..
WATCH!!


So, remember, protection first!!

Also, anyway.....

What the hell man... I'm only 19 going 20 this year!!
I'm not 21, 25 or 27 k!!

Do I look that old?
Do I have wrinkles?
If I were 27 already, I'll be married!!
Do I look married to you!!

No right?
My birthday is on the 27th August.
Now that you know, I'll be expecting something!

And, another story!!

Proton announce that all proton cars, high end to low end, now, will be equip with ABS(Anti-Lock Braking System)

For the car noobz out there,
ABS is a system which prevents the wheels from locking while braking.
If you don't know what is braking, it is that pedal in the middle (manual car) or the left pedal (Auto car), when you stump your feet on it.

If you stump it real hard, then, it is call, emergency braking.. Not Berak-king..

Anyway, I was driving down to Pudu and my cousin, Lee Meng, ask me,
"Hwei Ming, do you know that proton now produces car with ABS"
and I said,"They should!! It's about time!!"
and he said,"Do you know what ABS they put?"
and I said,"The Anti-locking braking something la..."
He look at me.. and smile.. and said,
" No la...they put ABS, Ada Brake Sudahlah!!!"

So, there you have it!
Ada Brake Sudahlah Car of the year!!

When, a post a day isn't enough!

Victoria Institution Sport Day!
I heard today was the Victoria Institution Cross Country Run.
This means, the sport day is coming!
Any ex-Victorian interested to go? Keep in contact! I'm all for it!

Does hot girls come with a price of stupidity?
As you all know, it is more or less like drilled into our brains, that hot, pretty girls, only know how to make up, make up and more make up.

When ask to spell "channel", they spell it "chanel", when ask to pronounce "channel", they say, "chanel"!!

Well, its not true la.. I know some hot and sexy girls, that makes my brain look like the size of a peanut!

But, watch this! Its gonna make you explode in horror!!



Video fetch from youtube with was in shown in C.L.I.C.H.E.G.A.L's blog.

Oh yea..and the lady that talks, she won first place!

Mission Impossible Conference!













Anyone I know going?? Let me know yea, cause I'm interested to join!

Tag-Kee-Di-Doo-Da-Dey!!

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR :
1. A high performance laptop
2. 100 million pound sterling!!
3. A soon to be partner of mine, in a bunny suit, in a cake, in a box, in a car, in a plane, that will eventually all belong to me!!
4. A Sharper NOSE!!! :p
5. My entire family, live happily and rich and prosperity and successful every after.. :)

THE PERSON WHO TAGGED ME IS: Kong Kai Lin

YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:
Oh.. haha.. Its gonna be a long one, so, I'm gonna summarize it.
WE've dated, so, you'll be assure, its a real good impression.

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS GIVE/DONE FOR YOU:
1) She just being there for muah...
2) She just being herself for muah...


THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE SAID TO YOU
I do!!

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL
been there...done that...

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE
It'll be because of me..

PASS THE QUIZ TO 5 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:
1. Seok Kheng
2. Sook Mun
3. Jan_E (sent traffic to your blog)
4. erm.. You, the reader?
5. er.... smashpOp...Kenny Sia.. :p

1. WHO IS NO.3 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Don't know..

2. WHO IS NO.5 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Don't care

3. IF NO.3 AND NO.2 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Lesbian man...

4. WHAT ABOUT NO.4 AND NO.5?
Then, No.5 will be flirting too much!!

5. WHAT IS NO.3 STUDYING?
Er.. Psychology..i think..

6. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO.5?
15th March 2008

7. DOES NO.4 WORK?
Blogger.. :p

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY COUSIN IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
God knows la..

9. WILL U BE WITH NO.1?
Yo.... Tak boleh la..She is more man then me.. Can not..

10. HOW ABOUT NO.5?
Siou ar.. I not Gay la..

11. DOES NO.2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
alot!!

12. HOW DID U GET TO KNOW ABOUT NO.2 AND NO.4?
Sook Mun: University
Reader: Wide social circle..

13. WHERE DOES NO.1 LIVE AT?
Perak... Hahaha... Now you have to wear tudung de.. :p

14. HOW DID U GET TO KNOW NO.2?
University la..

15. IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
No Way man!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, he claims he is la. But i think the world..think differently..

iTalk No-nsense.

Oh My God!!!!

Kids These Days!!

How lucky!!!

As you all know, randomly selecting a primary school student, and there is a very high probability that they already own a hand phone.

Primary School Student, having a freaking hand phone?
Whatever for? Call for help? Policeman? Firemen?
Or, entertainment, phone sex? Highly unlikely...

I remembered, I own my first hand phone when I was 13 years old.
I was among the first few, and, the few of us, was like, worship like god!
Too hard to believe, well, I'm a spoil kid and school non other then the famous,
Victoria Institution!, where, we are allowed to bring hand phone to school.

When I turned 17, almost, most of my friends, own one, and needless to say, my form1 junior.

Also, I remembered, being shouted at from my mum,

"Don't watch the TV so close, it will spoil your eyes!!!"
"Watch too much TV, and you'll get blind!"

Well, I guess the following picture, will explain how lucky kids are these days!

Bloody hell man, not only the kid has its own LG portable video unit,
he is watching it so close!
he is watching it during dinner time!
and!!
he ain't even in pre-school!

This is something, my mama is gonna whack me with the rotan so hard that I'll shout,
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

and worst, she'll give me one of each, thats means,
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! x3

and, not to mention my dad!!
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! x3 x2
=
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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So, check out my moon picture!!

It gonna be a full moon guy!!

Have to fear, I am here!!


*Booh!*

:p

Oh... By the way!!!

MANCHESTER!! HERE I COME!!!

Random Ranting

Because I have so many things to tell, and lazy to separate it into different post, I'm gonna rant all that I've got to say into one long post!

WARNING: Its GONNA BE A WORDY POST!!

To start off,
1) OMG!! I've witness an accident today!

While I was driving at Jalan Loke Yew, famous for its accidents that will back up 1/2 of Kuala Lumpur, I've witness an accident.

How did it happen?
Gold Waja was speeding, slam the breaks, but, it wasn't good enough and BAAM!! into a gold Nissan Murano.

And, What did i did?
I, being a very good driver, did not slow down to back up traffic, in return I accelerated and continued my journey. :)

Lesson to be learn?
Don't drive fast la!!
Please know the different between driving fast and suiciding k...
Daddy always tell me,
"You be the best driver in the world, but you don't know the condition of your car"
Well, it has to be true, I don't have a F1 mechanics looking after my car. And to be honest, even an F1 car breaks down sometimes. But heck, I still cruise at 120 most of the time.

Verdict?
I forgot to take down the number plate to buy 4D and ToTo.. :(

Next!!

Tomorrow is IELTS result day!
Why is it so important?
It determine my dad's RM830 investment on me, worth it or not.

What if I fail?
It gonna be another RM530...

What if I pass?
Manchester here I come!!

What if the results got delay?
Whack the lady at the counter to tell me that it is delayed.

Selepas itu!!

I'm not going to Australia Sydney!!

So sorry to the people who want me to go there.
I initially plan to fly there for 2 weeks and cam whore with all of you, but, there were no budget ticket, and, I have a responsibility to my family now. I'm leaving pretty soon, and I would like to spend it with them.

Truly sorry from the bottom of my heart.
You know, I will always be looking forward to the day, where we all can meet again.
I know it will be rare, but, I shall try!
I'll blog until you guy feel like I'm with you guys in Australia k? :)

Sorry Ruth, Sorry Seok Kheng, Sorry Yvonne, and.. Sorry Val... ( all girls.. :p )

I've finish a book titled "Death by Black Hole"
What is so great about the book?
Nothing really... Just knowledge about the Universe and how human hypothesis about the Universe. At the end of the book, the writers talks about religion versus science.

What changes will you feel after reading the book?
Well, everyone non-religious people knows that the Universe was created after Big Bang. Well, the author wrote, "then, god must be before big bang occurs, however, what was before god??"
I truly wonder, how did we started? How were we created?
According to the bible, God created earth in Seven days. But, during that time, how did we know, God's seven days is the same as the human's seven days, where a human day might be 24 hours, but, the God's seven days, might just be tens of thousand of years!!

NeXt!!

My new book that I'm reading!
What the title?
"How doctors think"

What is it about?
How doctors think

:p

Next...........

Anybody wanna go out?
Anybody?? :'(

Next...

What do you think?

Oh yea.. Friday is good friday!

Happy Good Friday

This Week PhotoBlog!

First Again!

Hahaha.. My Baby is again the first car to set foot wheels, on the newly cemented pavement!




Eat my exhaust chump!! :p

Day Out with My Best Friend Praveena

It seems, only two of us are the one rooting at home, waiting for something to happen.

Anyway, on Monday, it was a really spontaneous plan. And, as usual, Hwei Ming is always late.

I went out with Praveena to catch up on old times..

We urgent to Pyramid, and decided to eat lunch at Tony Roma's and well, do what we do best, talk and talk and talk..



Because, Praveena called me a China Apek because I took out of camera and started snapping pictures in Tony Roma's, I didn't get much picture in it..and it was my first time eating there.. -_-...

We talked and later, we switch place to Gloria Jean's Coffees.


There, we talk and talk picture!!

Most of the pictures below are taken by Praveena..

Couple in Ferry Wheels!


Struck By Nature


Struck by Nature Twice


Really the Lost City of Gold


Little Two Kids Wanna Be in the Picture..

Seriously, while we were snapping pictures, these two little kids just keep walking around and jumping in the camera view..

hah.. I got you kid now!! :p

Struck by Nature 3 times!


Struck by Nature 4 times!


Fatherly Love
a
Cute.. :p

Struck by Nature 5 times!!


I like the way the white outline appear at the edge of the leafs..
Are you feeling green already??

Snap!!

Seriously... She walked in when I was snapping..

*act innocent*

The Core 2 Duo!


I had fun that day, I hope you do too Prav..

Hem.. need a shave...

Another Post which I would like to include all these into 1 post!

It was raining, and I was having the Rain Rain get the hell away right now song in my mind..


And right after the down pour, I went to the garden and started snapping more photos...

One of my favorite picture is this one...
and I call it...

The 3 living roses and 1 dying roses.

As you all know, I have a thing for flowers..

I always dream of having a lover with skin as soft as a Rose petal,
Smell equally good as a scent of a Roses,
Lips as pink or red as a Rose,
Minus the torn!
:p
*Need testosterone Injection*

Malaysia Boleh!


Malaysia Lagi Boleh!


Malaysia Boleh ^2!! ^.^

One of the tallest I've spotted so far.

Religion!

There is only 1 god, which is known as God in English, Tuhan in Bahasa Malaysia, Allah in Islam, and so on.. You get my point.

New Sign of Life!


Macro Leaf


Men's Best Friend


Men's Best food!! Also, Men's Best Friend's Best Food too!!


Orchid


Orchid zoom...


Orchid Zoom Zoom...


Thai Airway?


So, kasi sikit comment if you are a pro photographer..
Any advise on how I can improve my pictures?